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Oh, You're Sober? There's A Sommelier For That Now, Too

Plus: How the jewels from the Louvre heist ended up at Paris Fashion Week, why you shouldn't have FOMO about Snow Polo, and swan management

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Carson Griffith
Jan 26, 2026
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Good afternoon, all. And happy snow day to those who celebrate. I am in Southeast Florida for a few days, having left New York just in time on Saturday morning. I have been following the storm the way one follows an ex’s life on Instagram: with interest but from a safe distance.

Did you see this Bloomberg piece about the rise of water sommeliers? Everyo…

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