Oh, You're Sober? There's A Sommelier For That Now, Too

Plus: How the jewels from the Louvre heist ended up at Paris Fashion Week, why you shouldn't have FOMO about Snow Polo, and swan management

Good afternoon, all. And happy snow day to those who celebrate. I am in Southeast Florida for a few days, having left New York just in time on Saturday morning. I have been following the storm the way one follows an ex’s life on Instagram: with interest but from a safe distance.

Did you see this Bloomberg piece about the rise of water sommeliers? Everyo…