A Canonical List of Rich People Shit: January Edition

Plus: some things to catch up on before the week begins.

It’s February 1, which felt like the right moment to look back at what quietly (and not so quietly) took over January. The things people were whispering about, arguing over, trying to buy their way into, or pretending they’d clocked months ago. Some of these were genuinely new. Some were holdovers from December that refused to die. All of them had a mom…