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Why Hamptons Realtors Are Freaking Out Over 700 Geese

Plus: a Brooklyn cheese warehouse that became a scene, a new Ibiza no-phones nightclub, why SUVs are making the station wagon extinct, and more...

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Carson Griffith
Apr 01, 2026
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Spring is finally here, which means people are already thinking about summer. Booking trips to Europe, snagging houses on the Vineyard and in Nantucket, and for New Yorkers, attention shifts to the Hamptons.

If you were on top of it, and in the market, you probably started looking for a Hamptons rental months ago. This year lagged. It was cold, there was snow on the ground, and a lot of places didn’t show well, so people waited. What is usually settled by now is still being figured out.

Which is how, in early April, some Hamptons realtors dealing in one of the wealthiest areas out East have found themselves talking about something they do not usually have to factor in. The geese. But not just any geese.

On top of this rather absurd story, RPS has a subscriber dispatch from Tatayana on one of the most talked about restaurants in recent weeks (lets get more subscriber reports in these letters!), a Brooklyn cheese warehouse that became a scene, a new Ibiza no-phones nightclub, why SUVs are making the station wagon extinct, and more...

NEWS: Hamptons Goose Gate

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