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The Three Invitation-Only Groups You've Never Heard Of — And You'll Never Get Into

Plus: More on the exclusive from last week about Scott's Mayfair coming to New York, and James Murdoch just made a $300 million Succession-style deal with Vox media

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Carson Griffith
May 21, 2026
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Before you call me out — yes, the headline is a little clickbait-y. But most of you have genuinely never heard of what's below, let alone meet the threshold to get in. That said, knowing this readership, a handful of you are not only familiar with these groups but are members yourselves. These are the ones that don't advertise, don't have a PR person, and would never be caught dead on a best-of list. You can't just apply — you have to qualify.

Scott’s Mayfair

I also wanted to share some of the reader reactions to RPS breaking the news last week that Scott's — the London seafood institution on Mount Street in Mayfair, a favorite of Ian Fleming — will be coming to New York as part of Annabel's members club. (If you didn’t read the original letter on this, revisit it here). This was big news for a lot of you (and for me!) and I am still fielding emails and DMs about it.

I’m very basic but one of my favorite places on earth. I have a group chat blowing up with the news I just sent. - Dave T.

I’m worried this will be the end of Scott’s magic. It’s so British, I’m not sure it can work anywhere but London. - Alita J.

My favorite restaurant in London. The best news I’ve heard all month. - Jody M.

The Anabel’s team is good at world-building. I think they’ll be able to imitate the British magic of Scott’s in New York, and anything British is hot right now. - Anonymous

Dover sole and seafood platters for all! And don’t forget that cheddar souffle! - Jeff G.

Scott’s has bags of style - Anonymous

I wish Scott’s would just stay in London where it belongs. They’re not going to become a chain are they? - Kristin M.

A seafood tower at Scott’s in London.

For those of you who could give a damn about members clubs, there's plenty of other stuff today too: James Murdoch's Succession-coded Vox Media takeover, Cannes' increasingly bleak post-Hollywood mood, the $150 Popeyes chicken tenders tower scandal at Surf Lodge, Princeton reunions, the miniature dachshund working as Pet Guest Experience Director at The Fifth Avenue Hotel and more…

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